I fell asleep on the couch last night and this morning I was folding up the blanket when I discovered a new friend. I really hope it came in this morning.
His devotees have been fattening up on sausage casserole for three weeks. They're all greased up and primed for some kind of vengeance. Mostly likely the awkward kind.
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Wait, that is none other than 'Emporer Zenio'. You have to quote a bible verse in order to defeat his marauding pack of beserk devotees.
He quite a big bastard, though. You can practically see the tattoos going up his many arms.
I let him outside and he immediately tried to march right back in... Needless to say, I haven't slept on the couch since.
I wouldn't blame you for being concerned.
His devotees have been fattening up on sausage casserole for three weeks. They're all greased up and primed for some kind of vengeance. Mostly likely the awkward kind.
Hey, Sue,
I'll see your spider and raise you a scorpion.
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